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Reply To: Kapet's spamtråd :D

Viktor
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Ellers en fed sang! Den havde jeg ikke hørt før, så mange tak!
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yep.. den er mega fed.. kan kun anbefale djs from mars :D De laver rigtigt mange goe mash-ups :D

og.. så lige der kun mangler 20 medlemmer for at i har nået de 2000 til jeres fest.. har i kontrol over det??
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Reply To: Kapet's spamtråd :D Some Children Are Quick TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America . MARIA: Here it is. TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America ? CLASS: Maria. ____________________________________ TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? JOHN: You told me to do it without using tables. TEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?' GLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L' TEACHER: No, that's wrong GLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it. (I Love this child) ____________________________________________ TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water? DONALD: H I J K L M N O. TEACHER: What are you talking about? DONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O. __________________________________ TEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago. WINNIE: Me! __________________________________________ TEACHER: Glen, why do you always get so dirty? GLEN: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are. _______________________________________ TEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with ' I. ' MILLIE: I is.. TEACHER: No, Millie..... Always say, 'I am.' MILLIE: All right... 'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.' ________________________________ TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him? LOUIS: Because George still had the axe in his hand.... ______________________________________ TEACHER: Now, Simon , tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating? SIMON: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook. ______________________________ TEACHER: Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's.. Did you copy his? CLYDE : No, sir. It's the same dog. (I want to adopt this kid!!!) _________________________________ TEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested? HAROLD: A teacher ________________________________ PASS IT AROUND AND MAKE SOMEONE LAUGH! LAUGHTER IS THE SOUL'S MEDICINE!!

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Reply To: Kapet's spamtråd :D Mere spam:

Baby, I been havin a tough night so treat me nice aight? Aight. Slip out of those pants baby, yeah. I slip out of my pants, just for you, bloodninja. Oh yeah, aight. Aight, I put on my robe and wizard hat. Oh, I like to play dress up. Me too baby. I kiss you softly on your chest. I cast Lvl. 3 Eroticism. You turn into a real beautiful woman. Hey... I meditate to regain my mana, before casting Lvl. 8 chicken of the Infinite. Funny I still don't see it. I spend my mana reserves to cast Mighty F*ck of the Beyondness. You are the worst cyber partner ever. This is ridiculous. Don't f*ck with me bitch, I'm the mightiest sorcerer of the lands. I steal yo soul and cast Lightning Lvl. 1,000,000 Your body explodes into a fine bloody mist, because you are only a Lvl. 2 Druid. Don't ever message me again you piece of ****. Robots are trying to drill my brain but my lightning shield inflicts DOA attack, leaving the robots as flaming piles of metal. King Arthur congratulates me for destroying Dr. Robotnik's evil army of Robot Socialist Republics. The cold war ends. Reagan steals my accomplishments and makes like it was cause of him. You still there baby? I think it's getting hard now. Baby? ________________________________________________________________________ Ok baby, we got to hurry, I don't know how long I can keep it ready for you. thats ok. ok i'm a japanese schoolgirl, what r u. A Rhinocerus. Well, hung like one, thats for sure. haha, ok lets go. i put my hand through ur hair, and kiss u on the neck. I stomp the ground, and snort, to alert you that you are in my breeding territory. haha, ok, u know that turns me on. i start unbuttoning ur shirt. Rhinoceruses don't wear shirts. No, ur not really a Rhinocerus silly, it's just part of the game. Rhinoceruses don't play games. They f*cking charge your ass. stop, cmon be serious. It doesn't get any more serious than a Rhinocerus about to charge your ass. I stomp my feet, the dust stirs around my tough skinned feet. thats it. Nostrils flaring, I lower my head. My horn, like some phallic symbol of my potent virility, is the last thing you see as skulls collide and mine remains the victor. You are now a bloody red ragdoll suspended in the air on my mighty horn. Goddam am I hard now. _______________________________________________________________ Wanna cyber? Sure, you into vegetables? What like gardening an shit? Yeah, something like that. Nuthin turns me on more, check this out You bend over to harvest your radishes. You bend over to harvest your radishes. is that it? You water your tomato patch. Are you ready for my fresh produce? I was thinking of like, sexual acts INVOLVING vegetables... Can you make it a little more sexy for me? I was thinking of like, sexual acts INVOLVING vegetables... Can you make it a little more sexy for me? I touch you on your lettuce, you massage my spinach... Sexily. I ride your buttocks, like they were amber waves of grains. Grain doesn't really turn me on... I was thinking more along the lines of carrots and zucchinis. my zucchinis carresses your carrots. Damn baby your right, this shit is HOT. ... My turnips listen for the soft cry of your love. My insides turn to celery as I unleash my warm and sticky cauliflower of love. What the fuck is this madlibs? I'm outta here. Yah, well I already unleashed my cauliflower, all over your olives, and up in your eyes. Now you can't see. Bitch. whatever. _______________________________________________________________ Wanna cyber? K, but don't tell anybody ;-) Who are you? I've got blond hair, blue eyes, I work out a lot And I have a part time job delivering for Papa John's in my Geo Storm. You sound sexy.. I bet you want me in the back of your car.. Maybe some other time. You should call up Papa John's and make an order Haha! OK Hello! I'd like an extra-EXTRA large pizza just dripping with sauce. Well, first they would say, "Hello, this is Papa John's, how may I help you", then they tell you the specials, and then you would make your order. So that's an X-Large. What toppings do you want? I want everything, baby! Is this a delivery? Umm...Yes So you're bringing the pizza to my house now? Cause I'm home alone... and I think I'll take a shower... Good. It will take about fifteen minutes to cook, and then I'll drive to your house. Good. It will take about fifteen minutes to cook, and then I'll drive to your house. I'm almost finished with my shower... Hurry up! You can't hurry good pizza. I'm on my way now though I'm on my way now though So you're at my front door now. How did you know? I knock but you can't hear me cause you're in the shower. So I let myself in, and walk inside. I put the pizza down on your coffee table. Are you ready to get nasty, baby? I'm as hot as a pizza oven ooohh yeah. I step out of the shower and I'm all wet and cold. Warm me up baby So you're still in the bathroom? Yeah, I'm wrapping a towel around myself. I can no longer resist the pizza. I open the box and unzip my pants with my other hand. As I penetrate the gooey cheese, I moan in ecstacy. The mushrooms and Italian sausage are rough, but the sauce is deliciously soothing. I blow my load in seconds. As you leave the bathroom, I exit through the front door.... What the fuck? You perverted piece of shit Fuck
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Reply To: Kapet's spamtråd :D Du har glemt en. :D BritneySpears14: Ok, are you ready? eminemBNJA: Aight, yeah I'm ready. BritneySpears14: I like your music Em... Tee hee. eminemBNJA: huh huh, yeah, I make it for the ladies. BritneySpears14: Mmm, we like it a lot. Let me show you. BritneySpears14: I take off your pants, slowly, and massage your muscular physique. eminemBNJA: Oh I like that Baby. I put on my robe and wizard hat. BritneySpears14: What the f*ck, I told you not to message me again. eminemBNJA: Oh **** BritneySpears14: I swear if you do it one more time I'm gonna report your ISP and say you were sending me kiddie porn you f*ck up. eminemBNJA: Oh **** eminemBNJA: damn I gotta write down your names or something

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Reply To: Kapet's spamtråd :D oh man I was opening a coke, right --> Beefpile (~mbeefpile@cloaked.wi.rr.com) has joined #themacmind and it exploded ALMOST all over my keyboard but I got it away just in time <-- Beefpile has quit (sick fuckers) :<

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